Guess what kiddies? The Upper Page has moved. Again. We still don't have a good reason as to why, but then again, we still don't have a good reason as to why the Upper Page even exists in the first place! IT ALL EVENS OUT!!! wo0t!!! Anyways, you can find the new, not-really-improved-at-all Upper Page at http://upperpage.net. We gots us a purty URL now. Whoopie! The new Upper Page is approximately 5 gazbiljion times better than the old Upper Page. Even though it looks the same. And has the exact same content. And still is only moderately entertaining.

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So, um, wo0t! YEAH! GO US!!!

Ok Drac, I'm back. I went to the store like you asked me to. Hello?.....Drac?....DRAC!?....(looks left, looks right)Where is eveything? Hmm...something's not right here. Why would Drac tell me to get 500 cans of meat and not even.....NO! DAMN YOU DRAC! I'LL FIND YOU! What's this? (glances down)A trail of empty soda bottles? HAHAHAHA! I'LL GET YOU YET DRAC!